| Half the countries in Europe: | Okay, so we've got this great idea: what if we enter a pretty young woman in a flowing dress who stands still on the stage and sings a forgettable ballad. |
|---|---|
| The other half: | Okay, hit back with gay men. |
| germany: | we're gonna hit them all with walking sex |
(Source: tinypixy, via holmes-and-watson)
The illustrated beginner’s guide to Eurovision voting
not mine but relevant
Ben & Jerry’s release combination lock that fits on tubs to stop others stealing your ice cream
Need this now so my family will stop mooching off my ice cream.
Omfg this is absolutely amazing
the point where you realize you have a problem.
Oh wow
I actually real need this okay my dad steals my ice cream all the damn time.
eurovision, you try valiantly every year, but just rmember NO ONE will ever be able to beat Ukraine’s 2007 entry
(via holmes-and-watson)
“If you like Jedward, vote. If you don’t like Jedward you should probably still vote because if they don’t win they’ll be back next year” - swedish commentator
(Source: klainelicious, via fioisbatman)
Jedward, the two from the bouncy castle […] the two bouncy balls […] Ireland threatened to send them every year until they win ESC
German commentator (via soullesskisser)
(via fioisbatman)
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